Mathieu Flamini (for Swansea?)
Flamini still has plenty on his plate, tasked with saving
the world through his biotech company, but the former Arsenal midfielder is not
prepared to give up on football just yet. “Business is something I developed on
the side of football and will probably be in my life after football,” Flamini
said in May. “But today I am a football player and I dream about football and I
eat football every day.” So that’s what that weird bulge is on your tummy.
Flamini has actually been linked with a surprise move to
Leeds, but he could surely do a 20-game season for a lower-middling Premier
League team. With Swansea missing out on Joe Allen, Flamini might be the
perfect back-up to Jack Cork, Leroy Fer and Ki-Sung Yeung. What a heavenly
thing to be.
Emmanuel Adebayor (for Hull?)
At some point Premier League managers will give up on
Emmanuel ‘he guarantees you goals’ Adebayor, but it doesn’t feel they’ve quite
made that step yet. ‘Emmanuel Adebayor is perfect short term signing for
Crystal Palace,’ the Daily Mirror’s John Cross tweeted in February. ‘When
focused and motivated, he can be fantastic.’ That’s the bloody spirit.
Adebayor was the first Palace striker to score from open
play in the league season, but was largely rotten. He might well be rotten at
his next club too, but surely he could still do better than Cagliari, who have
been mentioned most recently? We’re looking at you, Hull. Keep this
six-goals-a-season-but-he’s-still-got-it dream alive.
Kevin-Prince Boateng (for Crystal Palace?)
This summer, Boateng should have been swatting away job
offers from across Europe. He’s still not 30, he’s an international with
experience in three of Europe’s big four leagues and he’s versatile enough to
be used as a box-to-box, central or attacking midfielder, also capable of
playing out wide. He sounds like he’s right up Alan Pardew’s street, so to
speak.
Instead, Boateng has spent the summer getting married,
enjoying a dance battle with his father at the wedding and paying opera great
Andrea Bocelli €100,000 to sing to the happy couple. All very lovely and
important, but now it’s time to think about your future.
The problem is that KPB is becoming a footballer in name
alone. Having initially impressed at Schalke after moving from Milan, the
midfielder started only 11 league games in 2014/15 before being suspended by
the club last year after poor behaviour. Back at Milan, he started only one
Serie A match last season. Those spells at Portsmouth and Tottenham seem a
long, long time ago.
Raul Meireles (for Bournemouth?)
The coolest of all the foreign players to grace these
shores, Meireles was actually reported to be joining Bournemouth in June, with
the Daily Express reporting that a meeting was to happen with a deal in place.
Can a man be so trendy that over a month counts as fashionably late?
Meireles joined Fenerbahce in 2012 after spells at Chelsea
and Liverpool, and has been in Istanbul ever since. Having turned 33 in March
his career his obviously winding down, but a man with 76 caps for Portugal
could surely still do more than half a job as a Premier League squad player?
This is a midfielder who played Champions League and Europa League football
last season. Did you?
Alvaro Arbeloa (for Sunderland? Or Newcastle?)
I’ll level with you: I’d missed the fact that Arbeloa had
been released by Real Madrid. I know, it’s a f**king scandal, lazy journalism
of the highest order. I’ve taken myself outside to thrash myself and then come
back in again after enjoying it a little bit too much.
Still, the result is that Arbeloa is without a club at the
age of 33, and has Premier League experience from three years at Liverpool. If
you can think of a panic free transfer that makes more sense than the
defensively light Sunderland covering for the loss of Deandre Yedlin by signing
Arbeloa than I’d like to hear it (NB: I wouldn’t really like to hear it, but
fire away). He played in the Madrid derby last season, for goodness sake.
Original document by football365.com
Original document by football365.com




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